1. I Wish

    July 21, 2010 by FailTweet

    Would really my car would start so I could drive away

    Category fail, grammar | Tags: , | 1 Comment

  2. You Are Cool

    July 16, 2010 by FailTweet

    Now I have look important and post random things on twitter so people don't think I'm not cool!

    Category redundant, sarcastic | Tags: , | No Comments

  3. U R Thirsty

    July 14, 2010 by FailTweet

    If u feel like u bein thirsty.....u r.

    Category ghetto, grammar, pointless | Tags: ,, | No Comments

  4. Day at the Spa

    by FailTweet

    Puked at the spa

    Category fail, sick, tmi | Tags: ,, | No Comments

  5. Textn Teacher

    June 13, 2010 by FailTweet

    My teacher caught meh textn &$ didn't du shit ,;: can yuu say takeover

    Category school, spelling | Tags: , | No Comments

  6. Goin Tew Sko

    May 5, 2010 by FailTweet

    Tryna figure out if I'm goin tew sko or not.. My mom doesn't want me tew bt I do.. So idk

    Category parenting, spelling | Tags: , | No Comments

  7. Ballin Overtime

    by FailTweet

    i work 6 days this week =] one day overtime !! baalllliinnnnn!!!!!! suwwooo!!

    Category fail, ghetto | Tags: , | No Comments

  8. Whippin Babies

    by FailTweet

    #LetsbeClear Gucci Do Be Whippin Babiess

    Category mean, weird | Tags: , | No Comments

  9. Useful?

    by FailTweet

    Twitter is finally useful!

    Category confused, sarcastic | Tags: , | No Comments

  10. One Ugly Man

    May 3, 2010 by FailTweet

    Oh, dear GOD! Sonique is a tranny, which is good since she's one ugly man...

    Category confused, fail, sick | Tags: ,, | No Comments

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